Children are Quick

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Class started before I got here.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Dick, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?

Dick: K R O K O D I A L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Dick: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Winnie: Me!  

(Author Unknown)