>> Friday, April 27, 2012
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here.
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Dick, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
Dick: K R O K O D I A L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Dick: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O.
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.