Fun Sentences
>> Friday, February 3, 2012
- We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.
- The voices in my head may be fake, but they have good ideas!
- Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
3 comments:
Really loved this! Made me laugh out loud. And how true about the beer gut and bald head.
Thanks for your comments, Mary.
these are something else - thanks for the chuckle!
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