Troubling Encounters

The following quotes were taken from insurance and accident forms.  

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.  

As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.  

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.  

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.  

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.  

I told the police that I was not injured, but removing my hat, I found I had a skull fracture.  

A truck backed through y windshield into my wife’s face.  

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.  

The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.  

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.  

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.  

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.  

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.  

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.  

I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.  

(Taken from Insights – by Charles R. Swindoll)