More Church Bulletin Bloopers

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

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On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD; Dr. Hargreaves is better.

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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.

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Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear

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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

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A worm welcome to all who have come today.

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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.

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The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

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