Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables. Get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat. Just use the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes. This reduces the pressure on your veins … but remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. You only need two tools in life … WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use the duct tape.

6. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.