A Nun in Hooters

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out; the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the nun asked?

"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense!" cried the nun. "I'll just look the other way."

So the bartender steered the nun toward the women's restroom door around the corner, and she proceeded into the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was once again hopping with music and dancing. However, when the patrons saw her come out, they stopped long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, as he handed her a menu. "Would you like something?”

"But, I still don't understand," she said puzzled.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, what will you have?"