>> Friday, May 13, 2011
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, as he handed her a menu. "Would you like something?”
"But, I still don't understand," she said puzzled.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, what will you have?"