The Importance of Walking

>> Friday, March 30, 2012

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $3,000 per month.  

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.  

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.  

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.  

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.  

I joined a health club last year, spent about $250. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there!  

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.  

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.  

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'  

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.  

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.  

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.  

You could run this over to your friends, but just e-mail it to them! It will save you the walk!  

(Author Unknown)  


Joanne Sher March 30, 2012 at 8:06 AM  

LOLOL Tooo funny. ALL of them!

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