>> Friday, July 1, 2011
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
“Then you ask him.”
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
From the back of the room, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
“Yes,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”