Retirement Tickets

>> Friday, July 15, 2011

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a bad name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a different bad name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. This went on for about 20 minutes.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

(Author Unknown)


Rita Garcia July 15, 2011 at 5:34 PM  

Rofl! Thanks for putting laughter in my day!

Joy Bach July 15, 2011 at 6:38 PM  

Glad to be of service.

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