Fifth Grade Assignment

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways to communicate about God. Here are some of the results.

God is like

BAYER ASPIRIN

He works miracles.

God is like

A FORD

He’s got a better idea.

God is like

COKE

He’s the real thing.

God is like

HALLMARK CARDS

He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like

TIDE

He gets the stains out others leave behind.

God is like

GENERAL ELECTRIC

He brings good things to life.

God is like

WALMART

He has everything.

God is like

ALKA-SELTZER

Try Him, you’ll like Him.

God is like

SCOTCH TAPE

You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.

God is like

DELTA

He’s ready when you are.

God is like

ALLSTATE

You’re in good hands with Him.

God is like

VO-5 HAIR SPRAY

He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like

DIAL SOAP

Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like

THE U. S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like

CHEVROLET

The heartbeat of America.

God is like

MAXWELL HOUSE

Good to the very last drop.

God is like

BOUNTY

He is the quicker picker upper … can handle the tough jobs …and He won’t fall apart on you.

 God is like

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY

He keeps going and going and going.

(Author Unknown)

“For a child has been born—for us!
the gift of a son—for us!
He'll take over
the running of the world.
His names will be: Amazing Counselor,
Strong God,
Eternal Father,
Prince of Wholeness.” Isaiah 9:6 (MSG)