Church Bulletin Bloopers

>> Saturday, December 18, 2010

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist.   Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 

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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."  The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off......let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping. She has requested tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church and so ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music will follow.

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